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BH: Which is your favourite hotel in the whole world?
M: Villa del Conde Gran Canaria. Comfortable, luxury, beautiful and relaxed. And only €5 in a cab to the filth that is the Yumbo
BH: What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done in a hotel?
M: Urm. Tied up by a police officer in full uniform, and you can probably guess the rest...
BH: Where is your dream holiday destination?
M: Anywhere warm with friends
BH: Full English or continental?
M: Full English
BH: Who would you most like to share a hotel room with?
M: That’s hard. So many beautiful men in the world! Don’t make me choose. I’m polyamorous, haha
BH: What's your first choice from the mini-bar?
M: Beer
BH: What do you love most about staying in hotels?
M: Someone else keeping it clean. But also getting really embarrassed if anything is, you know, left on the sheets 💦
BH: If you could order anything from the BearHotel room service right now what would it be?
M: Lube and Bearhotel Richard of course 😇
BH: Blushes
BH: What do you wear to bed?
M: Naked
BH: Firm or soft?
M: Firm
BH: Ever got off with a member of hotel staff?
M: Nope. Boring I know.
BH: Stolen anything from a hotel room?
M: No