BH: Which is your favourite hotel in the whole world?
J: I haven't been to any luxury ones, but my mum recently went to a retreat in Thailand in the middle of a forest where you could swim up to the balcony and look out across the mountains. She almost got arrested for bringing her vape into the country though, but that's another story.
BH: What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done in hotel?
J: Nothing really terrible! For some reason I was feeling myself when I landed in Tel Aviv so I went to my hotel room and took loads of nudes in the mirror... not sure if the local GROWLr population appreciated but the calibre of guys over there is unbelievable! ;)
BH: Where is your dream hotel destination?
J: An expensive penthouse anywhere in the world for three nights, paid for by a generous sugar daddy!
BH: Full English or continental?
J: Continental or vegetarian full English.
BH: Who would you most like to share a hotel room with?
J: Myself. I adore my personal space and spreading my stuff out everywhere!
BH: What's your first choice from the mini bar?
J: I have been known to drink everything in the mini bar in one evening. The day after Trump was elected, I was due to go on holiday as I had an ominous feeling I would need a break. But I said, if Clinton wins, I'm going to have a glass of Prosecco at the hotel. Sure enough, Trump won, and I told myself, 'fuck it, I'm going to have the Prosecco anyway.' Life's too short and you're on holiday.
BH: What do you love most about staying in hotels?
J: You don't have to think about anything - food, someone to clean up after you, those weird pots of milk with your tea... everything's right there.
BH: If you could order anything from the BearHotel room service right now what would it be?
J: See my answer to question 3.
BH: What would be your Trip Advisor rating for Bear Hotel be and why?
J: There has never been so #luxury. High marks for the gigantic bathroom, perfect for all sorts of shenanigans, and fluffy bath robe which was big enough for me to live inside (and there might be room for two.) At least 8.5/10.